Oh, Top 40 stuff.

[evanae]

So, living with a gay boy means that I have been subjected to pop songs more than my usual tastes. He's been IN LOVE with Britney's new album and I'm finding myself not being able to hold back a snicker at some of the lyrics in her songs. They're SO CHEESY in a shake-your-head--wtf-were-they-thinking sort of way.

Some gems are:
"Your body looks so sick, I think I caught the flu"
"But I ain’t sweatin’ you, steam me like like a pot full of vegetables"
"You feel like paradise and I need a vacation tonight"
"(I wanna go) downtown where my posse's at, (because I got) nine lives like a kitty cat"

Oh geez. Idek want to know what these songwriters were on when writing these...The lyrics just sound so much cheesier than what is the norm for her.

Though, I have to admit I really like "'Til The World Ends" for some reason.

Along the lines of cheese, Ben was watching Masters of the Universe The Movie last night and I somehow got sucked into it for the whole ride. The graphics were hilarious -- I'm sure they were amazing for its time but yeah, haha. He also kept on drooling over Dolph Lundgren's body. I'm sorry, that's too buff for me.

I'm not sure why my brain's been a breeding ground for earworms lately. Katy Perry's been stuck in my head way too much lately, especially E.T. Damn her and her catchy songs. :|

I'MA DISROBE YOU, THEN I'MA PROBE YOU.

What lyrics crack you up?

Comments

[dyaoka.livejournal.com]

Oh, Kanye. *shakes head*

[itsuka.livejournal.com]

Everything about that E.T. song (or at least Kanye's parts) gives me the willies. :c

"I got my gun in my blue/boo purse, and I don't bust/buzz back, because I shoot fiiiiirst." I'm not even sure how that's suppose to go...
"I'm like Inception, I play with your brain." .... yeah.

There are a bunch more but I can't think of anything else at the moment... or maybe there are so many wtf lines that my brain is fried from it all? =A=

[okitasan.livejournal.com]

Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh...aaaah put the pussy in a sarcophagus

-Kanye

[reyrey.livejournal.com]

Without the drooling on Dolph Lundgren and being gay, it sounds like you're describing me.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Tbh, I used to like his older stuff. Not so sure about now...

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Where the heck is that first lyric from? LOL.

I'm starting to suspect it's the latter for all of us. >.>;

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Eewww. Really? Wtff. I thought of necrophilia. DX

[evanae.livejournal.com]

In that...you were watching the movie as well?

[okitasan.livejournal.com]

His older stuff was amazing! I still enjoy him now, but it sorta feels like he stopped caring.

[okitasan.livejournal.com]

Dusty fuck

[itsuka.livejournal.com]

"HATERS IN THE BUILDING." --> never fails to crack me up and strut in a joking way

[evanae.livejournal.com]

I feel like his head's gotten even bigger so he thinks he can make songs a certain way that just...isn't entertaining.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Hey, some people are into that. Don't judge.