evanae: (!!)
Me: "Can you put a column within a column?"
Colleague: "This isn't inception."

LOLOL. /DIES
evanae: (Default)
Me: "Can you put a column within a column?"
Colleague: "This isn't inception."

LOLOL. /DIES
evanae: (Dur...)
Dad - "I need your email number. I get a discount for my tv."
Me - "What? Email number...? You mean email address?"
Dad - "Yeah, email number. I get a $5 discount or something every month if I give them an email number for my high definition tv. Direct TV."
Me - "What?! You're getting Direct TV!?"
Dad - "What?....What's your email number?"
Me - "Ok, my email is A - K - F -- like Frank -- G..."
Dad - "Wait, wait. A - K - F....G..."
Me - "P - U - N -- like nice -- K"
Dad - "P - U - N - K-- K like cat?"
Me - "....No. K like kite, not cat."
Dad - "Like...cat? Like car?"
Me - "No, like kite...kill? K LIKE THE SECOND LETTER OF THE WORD I JUST SPELLED FOR YOU."

[fast forward...]

Me - "Make sure you say 'at yahoo.com'"
Dad - "What?"
Me - "You know, the at sign? *speaks in Chinese* The little mouse? (the at sign in Chinese is called that, lol)"
Dad - "I don't need it in Chinese, I need in English!"
Me - "It's that sign. You know the sign in front of-- Ugh, just say "AT yahoo.com" They'll know what you mean."
evanae: (Default)
Dad - "I need your email number. I get a discount for my tv."
Me - "What? Email number...? You mean email address?"
Dad - "Yeah, email number. I get a $5 discount or something every month if I give them an email number for my high definition tv. Direct TV."
Me - "What?! You're getting Direct TV!?"
Dad - "What?....What's your email number?"
Me - "Ok, my email is A - K - F -- like Frank -- G..."
Dad - "Wait, wait. A - K - F....G..."
Me - "P - U - N -- like nice -- K"
Dad - "P - U - N - K-- K like cat?"
Me - "....No. K like kite, not cat."
Dad - "Like...cat? Like car?"
Me - "No, like kite...kill? K LIKE THE SECOND LETTER OF THE WORD I JUST SPELLED FOR YOU."

[fast forward...]

Me - "Make sure you say 'at yahoo.com'"
Dad - "What?"
Me - "You know, the at sign? *speaks in Chinese* The little mouse? (the at sign in Chinese is called that, lol)"
Dad - "I don't need it in Chinese, I need in English!"
Me - "It's that sign. You know the sign in front of-- Ugh, just say "AT yahoo.com" They'll know what you mean."
evanae: (Default)
Someone in the parent company's fobby store asked me to reorder some Foodsaver bags. I ordered two different sizes last time - two 11" and two 8" wide rolls.

Me: "I'm reordering those bags you asked me to. Which size do you need?"
Him: "Oooh okay."
Me: "Uhm. I bought two different sizes last time. An 11" wide one and an 8" wide one. Which on did you want me to buy?"
Him: "Oooh okay. You gave me four last time right?"
Me: "Yes....two 11" wide ones. Two 8" ones. Which one do you need!?"
Him: "So four, right?"

/FACEPALM

My Chinese is not even that bad. Or is he just retarded?

I'll get to my Fanime report soon, put up Anime Expo schedule once I get confirmations and also a slew of other things I've done since my last post. Whoopsies.
evanae: (Oh dear god)
Someone in the parent company's fobby store asked me to reorder some Foodsaver bags. I ordered two different sizes last time - two 11" and two 8" wide rolls.

Me: "I'm reordering those bags you asked me to. Which size do you need?"
Him: "Oooh okay."
Me: "Uhm. I bought two different sizes last time. An 11" wide one and an 8" wide one. Which on did you want me to buy?"
Him: "Oooh okay. You gave me four last time right?"
Me: "Yes....two 11" wide ones. Two 8" ones. Which one do you need!?"
Him: "So four, right?"

/FACEPALM

My Chinese is not even that bad. Or is he just retarded?

I'll get to my Fanime report soon, put up Anime Expo schedule once I get confirmations and also a slew of other things I've done since my last post. Whoopsies.
evanae: (Smile for me)
Ben: "Ooo, I can't wait until we watch Star...Blazer...No wait. Star...whatever tonight!"
Me: "That's not it. I'm not going to let you watch it until you get the name right."
Ben: "Aahhh...!!"
Me: "....."
Ben: "...Do you want me to make you a milk tea?"
Me: "Sure."
Ben: "You have to tell me what it is first!"
Me: "You were close with it ending in an 'ER'"
Ben: "Uhhh. *names a buncha words that end with an 'ER' that might've included bouncer and beamer* Does it start with a B? C?"
Me: "You're close."
Ben: "Wait, B?!"
Me: "No...."
Ben: "A!?"
Me: "..........."
Ben: "B!? C?"
Me: "SO CLOSE."
Ben: "D!!!"
Me: "Yes!"
Ben: "Dreamer? Drawer? Digger? Dreamer? Wait, I already said dreamer....Dipper? Digger? Star....DANCER!?"
Me: *dies laughing, tears in eyes*
Ben: "Drinker?"
Me: "There's not THAT many words that start with a D and end in an 'ER'..."
Ben: "DRIVER?! DRIVER!! STAR DRIVER!"

*ETA*
Me: *shows Ben this*
Ben: *stares at it* "Star...Gazer?"
Me: *facepalm*
evanae: (You don't say?)
✿ So Halloween. This year, I decided to brave the chaos and potentially retina-damaging ass-less costumes that make up the West Hollywood Halloween Carnaval. My trusty sidekicks were [livejournal.com profile] silvernaofficer as Sexy No Jutsu!Bear Jew and Steph as an angel.

Let's see...
- Didn't get there until around 7:30 pm.
- Got lucky with finding FREE street parking. Booyah!
- Delicious dinner of panini portabella and a matcha latte at Urth Cafe.
- Off into the droves of people!
- Too many "My father didn't love me enough" costumes.
- It was almost like the dealer's hall at AX this year. Bons says it's almost like SDCC dealer's hall, but I wouldn't know, lol.
- I missed Prince Poppycock!!! DX
- Ben was taking forever to get back to me about where to meet up with him.
- Spotty reception was spotty.
- Gay gogo dancer can't dance. It was really awkward to watch. Neither can some stripper girl who came out of a huge Chinese takeout box.
- Ended up at the Troubadour. Haven't been there since Good Charlotte in my high days, omggg. I remember it being bigger. Maybe that bar wasn't there before...
- Had a total of 1 drink the entire night. Lameee.
- Found Ben and his friends. They're smashed, haha.
- Too much walkingggg.
- Got home around 1 am? Idk how I chatted a bit with [livejournal.com profile] konishii and Jav. Passed out at like 2 am?

I don't know if I'd go again. It was quite the experience - kind of was like a con meets Vegas strip minus the booze on the streets - but it wasn't anything amazing. Ah well. At least I can say I've gone once.

Click for pics. )

✿ This is one of the reasons I love fall/winter:

From Maxy-kun


Every other time, he ignores me unless he wants something, haha. ;o;

I cry at that hole in my shirt. It's my high school class shirt and bleach got on it...and ate a hole. :C


[livejournal.com profile] bluestraggler and I on Skype. On things that end with "ans" potentially being scary.
Nat: It's like how lesbians are scarier than gay men!
Me: ......*didn't hear correctly* Mexicans? O__o?
Nat: PFFTTTT. NOOO, LESBIANS.

✿ I realize I do not have the attention span for that 30 day meme. So yeah, no more of that. |D
evanae: (Giovanni // Ya rly)
Me: I think I got this at Express...*looks at her leggings*
Ben: You're Express!
Me: You're Targét.
Ben: *gasps* Then, you're 99 cents store!
Me: You're swap meet!
Ben: You're a bum's shopping cart!
Me: Well, you're a...uh, toilet seat!
Ben: Well...at least I'm in a home!
evanae: (Default)
Fleshed out and updated my AX schedule for anyone who wants/needs to know. --> Click meee.

WHAT'S LEFT TO DO
Maka:
[x] finish and attach collar
[ ] boot covers
[x] skull hair ties
[x] get ivory fabric from Karen, make cuffs

Micchon:
[x] put "earth" on shirt

Kasuka:
[ ] dye trench coat darker
[x] restyle wig? not sure if it's needed

----------------------------------------------------

Sara - soo tonight cindy. are we camping out for eclipse?
Me - LOL YES. let's go and troll the twitards. dressed like zombies.

----------------------------------------------------

So I stumbled upon something interesting at work. Apparently someone in the office/warehouse isn't used to non-Asian/non-squatting toilets?

I went to the restroom and the lights were on, so I thought that someone was already in there. But when I went into the stall I usually go to, I noticed there was no one in the other stall, so then I thought that someone must have forgotten to turn off the lights. Then as I was doing my business, I caught some moving shadows out of the corner of my eyes...then like slight noises, but I couldn't see any feet under the stall walls. O______O

My first thoughts seriously ran from, "Is there a rat?" to "....did someone like HANG themselves *cue looking up to the ceiling for a noose" to "G-ghost!?" Stamping down these rampant thoughts, I took a glance thru the slit in between the stall walls and the door when I walked by to see that indeed, there WAS someone because there was a sliver of striped shirt. I-I guess they were squatting ON the toilet, like feet on the seat...IDEK, LOL. You'd think people would adapt to using European toilets.

AAAHH AX!!

Jun. 24th, 2010 12:30 pm
evanae: (Cory | Amber // AHHHH)
Okay, final AX schedule:

Friday
Day time - Mikuru "Micchon" Kuzuhara [Eden of the East]
Evening - Kasuka Heiwajima [Durarara!!]
TBD - EotE shoot with [livejournal.com profile] epiic

12:30 pm - Autograph session for EotE trio - MAYBE
5:30-6:15 pm- EotE panel

Saturday
All day? - Maka Albarn [Soul Eater] // Spartoi
May switch into something else later on in the day.

Around 9 pm - AX Dance cuz I want to see [livejournal.com profile] amandier and company perform! :3

Sunday
All day - Maka Albarn [Soul Eater] // Spartoi
TBD - SE shoot with [livejournal.com profile] okitasan?

Maybe throw in a panel or two if I find anything I fancy...
Wtf is this "Laser Spectacular" thing?

Updated 06.29.10

Lol. This con, idek.

Also, not that I'm a big fan of gatherings, but sometimes I do want to join in for the hell of it. But whhyyyy is the Soul Eater and Durarara!! gathering an HOUR within each other AND coinciding with the Eden of the East panel on Friday? I don't know which I want to go to. =A=;

[livejournal.com profile] sakurae - Is Saturday okay to wear K-ON!!? I don't remember which days you're going. :x

[livejournal.com profile] random_karen, [livejournal.com profile] bluestragger - Are you going to the panel? Also, when are you free for a shoot? [livejournal.com profile] epiic would like to take photossss.

Photographers - Would anyone be interested in taking pics of us in Soul Eater?

Sadly, I don't think I'll have Maka's coat ready for AX. At least I won't be burning to death in it, lol. Maybe I can make her scythe for next time, too. :]

I-I think Micchon's wig came in! A lot earlier than I thought, too! I'll find out for sure tonight when I go to the post office. Her tights came in, too~ Woot! Now, I just need to pick up the boots from the post office near Ben's place -- shouldn't have sent it to his house...I didn't know the seller would ship using Delivery Confirmation. Oops.

------------------------

Work convos, haha.

Coworker: "I need to fix the phones. No one can call in"
Me: "Is that why it's so quiet?"
Coworker: "I almost don't want to fix it."
LOL.

Me: "Where's Vivien?"
Another coworker: "She went to park her car."
Me: "Pack? Where?"
Another coworker: "N-no, she went to park her car. Park!"
Me: *stares at her confusedly for a few seconds* "OH PARK."

Damn fobs, lol. Okay, tbh I felt a smidgen bad for not understanding her. ^^;
evanae: (Haine // Ew wtf)
So Ben told me that he came home yesterday to a half eaten cake with a note that says, "Dear son, Happy Early Birthday! Love, Mom & Dad". Here's the thing, his birthday's not till April, LOL.

He brought a slice to work. :9

Me: *takes a bite of Ben's cake* It's coffee, huh?
Ben: No, it's not. Guess what flavor it is.
Me: Chocolate?
Ben: *shakes head no*
Me: Toffee?
Ben: *shakes head no*
Me: Caramel?
Ben: *shakes head no*
Me: ....Is it poo?
Ben: *SHAKES HEAD YES*

No, it really wasn't poo. It was coffee...I think. 8|

Wee, going to the gym today with Steph! Let's hope I don't DIE. The classes they offer sound really fun though -- there's hip hop, yoga, your usual stuff and then there's BOLLYWOOD DANCING. Too bad it's offered only in the afternoon. :C

iPad

Jan. 27th, 2010 10:21 pm
evanae: (Finni // Tee hee oops)
Oh man, Apple's going to get a lot of shit for naming that new tablet iPad.

In fact, it's already started.

[livejournal.com profile] ziggybecket IM'd me with: "god, someone on my twitter, 'Apple's full featured version is gonna be called the maxi-ipad...with wings too.'"

Convo w/ [livejournal.com profile] bluestraggler:
me: ...i don't like how iPad is called that, i think of like pads lol
qires: HAHAHA
me: girly time pads u__u;
qires: yes XD
me: it should've been like...iTab, maybe iTablet?
qires: haha yeah
me: iTouc- er...iTouchie?
qires: LOL. idouche
me: LOL. iBadTouch
qires: AH;FAESJ; HHAHAHAHA
omg someone should make an app for that
just as a prank, someone who's way too into programming XD
qires: an app that makes your browsers hump each other
me: LOL WHAT
qires: not browsers, like windows and such
me: how would that work? XDDD
qires: I'M NOT SURE LOL
me: like bounce off each other?
or rub...
qires: rub or slide XD
me: w/ noises?
qires: wtf my brain
me: hahaha
squeaky noises
qires: HAHAHAHA, oh god

*ETA* LOLOL.


So either Steve Jobs hasn't seen this MAD TV skit orrr he (or whoever approved the name) thought it wouldn't be a problem...

Frau raep.

Jan. 20th, 2010 10:09 pm
evanae: (Nill // I didn't do it)
We are retards.

Frau/[livejournal.com profile] eeveil: now i have more, if not enough, excuse for Tater rape ;D
Tater/me: No, don't you dare blame it on Zehel, you perv. D; /inches away
Frau: nyehehehehehe
Tater: D;
HALP MIKAGE
Mikage/[livejournal.com profile] bluestraggler: I'M HERE TATER
I'M HERE -- /passes right through you
fml
Tater: B'AWWWW
evanae: (Naruto // Kissu kissu)
:: OMFG SO ADORABLE. HIS FACES. XD



:: Tonight's Glee was :O! I mean, while it's somewhat predictable, it still makes me gasp like I never saw it coming and grin from ear to ear by the end. /feels like a dork .__.

: Kurt totally did a Lady Gaga (or Beyonce? I'm getting my choreography mixed up...) move, didn't he!? XD
: I'm starting to like Quinn, she's really grown.
: I know THE OTHER ASIAN's name now! AND HE SPOKE. XD
: I wish Artie and Mercedes sang moar. :C
: Nooo, why Aprillll!?

:: Christmas cards should be in the mailbox either by Friday night or some time on Saturday. So expect something soon!

:: Downloaded Google Chrome for Mac. I'm liking it so far...it definitely loads faster. I like the minimalist layout. I feel like I'm seeing more of the pages, if that even makes any sense. Though their pop-up blocker notification thing might be a bit too seamlessly blending in with the browser -- I totally didn't notice three times in a row, wondering why the stupid window wasn't opening. ^^; It also seemed to have issues loading images, not sure if it only happens with a lot of images on a page or only from images linked from TinyPic. So far, it's a keeper even if it's still only beta. :)

:: Aah, I need to start sewinggg. /lazyyy

:: Oh, what would I do without Ben at work?
Me: *reads office temp on thermostat* "8| It's 64° in here..."
Ben: "Your butt is 64°!"
Me: "No, it's 100° cuz it's sizzling...HOT."

:: I wonder if that saying that money will soon come to your hands if your palm itches is true...because my left hand has been itching alllll day. Kinda annoying tbh.

:: I wish I could eat the snowflake cookies I got from you guys. :F

Nom nom.

Nov. 26th, 2009 06:08 pm
evanae: (Burupya // Hungryy)
Happy Fatty Turkey Day!

Giving my thanks to:
- my awesome friends ♥
- having a job and it finally giving me insurance
- my sis and mom

Dad: Wah, what're you guys cooking? It's taking so long.
Sis: Why don't you help and don't complain? >:|

Dad: 0 Sis: 1

Yeah, that's right. Haha.
evanae: (Mio // Sweet loli)
Dad: "Don't you want to get laser (he meant lasik)?"
Me: "Do YOU want to pay for it?"
Dad: *silent*

Lol, anyway progress pics!


I should just bring my little Gundam to the con...


Actually, does anyone want to make me one (or a few?) of the little robots Rengokuinn has? I think it'd be UBER CUTE to have an army of them and I can take a pic of me with one hand on my hips and the other pointing for them to charrgeee. XD;;

+1 more wig photo )

I ended up deciding to go to ACC tomorrow. I'll be Gundam-ing it up with [livejournal.com profile] eeveil but most likely won't get there until after 3 pm as it's my dad's birthday and he wanted to have lunch instead of dinner. See y'all there!

Sunday night's dinner and a movie at Citywalk with [livejournal.com profile] silvernaofficer and [livejournal.com profile] mollypocket. I think we're seeing Zombieland? At least, I hope we are because I refuse to see Paranormal Activity. 8(

I still don't know what to do for my birthdayyyy. Can I just not do anything? Or someone come and kidnap me and take me somewhere? Blah.
evanae: (Kid // Awesomeee)
Me: I'm not sure if I'm wearing this right half the time. *fiddles with cardigan thing*
Dru: I think you're wearing it right...
Me: But there's like a seam for your boobs.
Dru: Like a slot? Please deposit your boobs here!
Me: Mm, more like pouch..wait, what!? Lol!
evanae: (Haine | Badou // Oh dear god)
Ben runs up to me and sticks his cup of tea in my face.

Ben: Smell this! What does it smell like?
Me: Uhm. Okay? *sniffs* ...It smells like chocolate mint...?
Ben: Lan said that too, lol.
Me: Wait...*peers into cup* There's flowers! I don't know. D:
Ben: It starts with a "V" and ends with an "A".
Me: .......I hope you're not drinking that....
Ben: Wait, what else starts with a "V" and ends with an "A"? O_o;
Me: *points to her crotch with her hands*
Ben: LOL OMGGGGG!!! NOOOOOO!!! I MEANT VANILLA!!!!
Me: OOHHHHHH. >_<;

I blame him. He's always saying perverted things so I totally thought he was joking this time. D:

We also got in a melon tea. It's kinda odd; tastes like a punch of honeydew juice flavor instead of tea infused with the fruit.
evanae: (Finni // Tee hee oops)
Ben: You smell like poop.
Me: You smell worse than poop...You smell like diarrhea!
Ben: Well, at least I'm juicy and come out quickly.
Me: ...EEEWWWWWWWWWWW.

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