Code geek.

Stumbled upon this at a random designer's blog I found called Squaregirl while having my morning coffee:

Me: Do you think I need a splash page?
Him: (trying to sleep) Wha?
Me: Do you think I need a splash page? On my website.
Him: Yeah... you could have the letters come in from the sides.
Me: Wha?
Him: Of the screen. They'd come together to make your logo.
(hand motion)
Me: Not a FLASH page. SPLASH page.
Him: Like Daryl-Hannah-Splash?
Me: YES.
Him: I like it. Just a big picture of Daryl Hannah.
Me: YES.
Him: Would she be mermaid or human?
Me: Mermaid. I could put footer { display: none; } under her picture.
Him: Would her human half be in the < body >?
Me: YES.

I chuckled. XD

Potty humor at its best.

Ben: You smell like poop.
Me: You smell worse than poop...You smell like diarrhea!
Ben: Well, at least I'm juicy and come out quickly.
Me: ...EEEWWWWWWWWWWW.