There -IS- such a thing as a DUMB question.

[evanae]

So, the store has hundreds of boxes lined up against a wall, filled to the brim with DVDs, labeled, and ready to be shipped out. Some of the fixtures are already dismantled. The TVs aren't on. The GATE isn't even open. Customer comes up to the gate, "You guys closed?" "I just want one movie, can you look it up for me?" "Do you have [insert title]?" "You can't sell me JUST ONE thing? I already know what I want." Well, think about it. The store is CLOSED. What part of C-L-O-S-E-D do you NOT understand? Sure, we'll open the gate and look through all the goddamn boxes JUST for your movie. Better yet, why don't we give you a box cutter and you can look for yourself? We have a sale today: Buy 5 invisible DVDs, get 3 invisible ones free. Wow, what a great deal, huh? Oh, and standing there, staring at us WON'T make us magically open the store for you either. The sad thing is, it's happened more than a dozen times already in the past 2 days. The sign at the gate stating that we are closed doesn't help cuz theses ppl seem to be illiterate as well. In true Napoleon Dynamite fashion, "IDIOTS, GOD!"

Just 2 more days...then no more having to deal with the asshole of a district manager. He REALLY got on my nerves today. I seriously wanted him to accidentally power screw his hand at one point. Talking to us as if we were toddlers who cannot understand complicated instructions. "DON'T BEND THE SCREWS!" Ignoring me when I told him the phone call was for him. He seriously has a 10 foot pole up his ass. It's like he's got his own conversation with you running in his head, the way he wants it. So he doesn't listen to you and if you say something, he just kinda ignores it and just says what he wants to say. Bastard.