God, pickup lines are so cheesy. XD

[evanae]

Aah, I'm a dork. I'm looking thru my sis' yearbook. Partly cuz I was on the yearbook staff myself, so I'm curious as to what this year's staff did. But omg, I found a page that's called "Hey Barristers: Got Game?" On it ppl told the most memorable pick-up lines they've heard (or used?). These are my faves. XD

"Do you know karate cuz your body's kickin'!"

"Are you from Jamaica because ja-making me crazy!"

"Damn...did you fart, because you blew me away!"

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."

"Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night."

"You're like a soft drink. You make me fizzle."

Okay, now about those costumes...

Comments

[nerdcore.livejournal.com]

BABY, I GOT A THIRST AND YOU SMELL LIKE MY GATORADE.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU A TALL GLASS OF WATER CUZ YOU'RE MAKING ME THIRSTY.

[nerdcore.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE LIKE MILK.

I WANNA MAKE YOU A PART OF MY COMPLETE BREAKFAST.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

DAMN, GIRL. YOU MUST BE A HOLLOW. YOU MAKE MY ZANPAKUTO GO BANKAI.

(lol, I was googling for beverage pick-up lines and found that)

[silver-ruby.livejournal.com]

I can run faster horny than you can run scared.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

T-that's scary. D8

Baby, are you tired? Cuz you've been running in my mind alll nite.

[silver-ruby.livejournal.com]

Do you need a band-aid? Cuz you just fell from heaven.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

[aznbassplayer.livejournal.com]

the one about diarrhea is gross yet hilarious XD

[evanae.livejournal.com]

I know, lol. I really hope no one's actually used that. ^^;

[whitelilacs.livejournal.com]

"I will only take out my retainer for YOU."

"You're so hot, you'd make an Eskimo want an air conditioner."

"Is your name "Dyna"? 'Cause I "MITE" just blow!"

Ahh Google your knowledge is indeed endless~

Okay so back to costuming..yea...

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Eeeww @ the first one. XD

...yeah, costume...aahhh~

[whitelilacs.livejournal.com]

Yeah first one made me go eww too. But I was too amused.

OMG...too amused my lame pickup lines. XD; Excellent source of hours of laughter. The things people come up with XD;

[melts.livejournal.com]

.... XDDD Oh god, those pick-up lines! Man, I really hope nobody actually uses them. Because that would just be uber hilarious embarrassing XD

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Not to mention they'd prolly get a slap in the face. XD