Fresh off the boat?

[evanae]

I'm ready to brave the cold in this forsaken office! I have on four layers of clothing, leggings under my pants and a scarf...maybe I should've brought gloves, too. >.<;

I found another lolz site for you guys thanks to ziggybecket: My Mom is a Fob

Here are a few *edit* from the siteee:

Mom: I saw your credit card statement and one entry had “Fall Out Boy” for $80.
Me: Yeah, so?
Mom: Are you calling gay sex hotline?
Me: What is wrong with you?!!! They are tickets for a concert!

Mom: I make special soup for you, it has special ingredient. Guess.
Me: Um… I don’t know. Ham?
Mom: It is not ordinary ham! It is prostitute.
Me: What are you talking about?
Mom: Prosti… prostituto!
Me: You mean prosciutto?

Mom: You want coffee?
Me: ::grumble::
Mom: Come on! I buy you. You know, what’s called, fuck, fucka, fuckaccino.
Me: FRAPPACCINO!!!!

Comments

[slave-to-anime.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, prostitute soup and a venti fuckaccino. XD

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Now that's my kinda lunch! :D

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

Lol I love that one XDDD

[evanae.livejournal.com]

They're all so addicting. I can't read just one page. D:

[qcamera.livejournal.com]

HAHAH!! XDDDD good one.. have you seen this one?

"Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong "

[evanae.livejournal.com]

LOL. That reminds me: my friend knew a kid in elementary school or something whose name was My Long Diec. XDD

[qcamera.livejournal.com]

ooo.. i'll be proud of that name. XD

[eeveil.livejournal.com]

fobalicious
my favorite

[silver-ruby.livejournal.com]

LOL
Before I saw the link, I was looking at the quotes since they sort of stood out (since they're indented).. and I seriously thought you were talking about your own mom. HAHA

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Lol, oh man. Nah, not MY mom. She does say funny fobby things from time to time but nothing as funny like those three I quoted. XD

[agentsakur9.livejournal.com]

I can't pronouce "prosciutto" either. I also thought you were speaking from experience. I was like... I'd be more pissed off she was reading my credit card Statement.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

I can't say "linoleum" and when I was younger I couldn't say "crayons".

But uhm, no. Not my mom. She isn't quite a hilarious as most of these.

[agentsakur9.livejournal.com]

apparently its easy like "pro-shoot-toe" gughhh...

[evanae.livejournal.com]

I like saying it. XD It's fun to say.