evanae | Movie Meme

Yoinked from the lovely

ondorikun in order to kill off what energy I got from my nap earlier. And I think it worked. My brain hurts from this. @D@

I give extra love to whoever can get #13 w/o cheating!

A. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list guess what the movie is.
E. Either strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified or place the guesser's user name directly after the quote.
F. Extra points for knowing the actor or character's name.

~~1. He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things. He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.~~ -

praedestinatio
2. ~~Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa!~~ -

ondorikun
3. I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
4. ~~Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?~~ -

vpshinra
5. ~~Rule number three, I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!~~ -

ondorikun
6. ~~What, he's got wings, he can fly, he sprinkles magic dust all over the place?~~ -

praedestinatio
7. ~~But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?~~ -

ondorikun
8. What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. Bzzzz!
9. ~~Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.~~ -

vpshinra
10. Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
11. ~~You fuckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?~~ -

xssparkler
12. ~~It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.~~ -

ondorikun
13. ~~Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!~~ -

vpshinra
14. ~~Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.~~ -

ondorikun
15. ~~I don't know. I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time.~~ -

praedestinatio