Someone's doing it, doing it hard.

SO UH. I PARKED OVER A BROKEN DILDO ON THE STREET. AND THERE ALSO IS WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FAKE VAGINA (WHAT'RE THEY CALLED?) ON THE SIDEWALK NEXT TO RIVER'S PASSENGER DOOR.

WHAT THE FUUUCCK? XDD;;;

Oh man. I should go take a pic but I kinda don't want to.

*ETA* The photos.
( Mmm STDs )

OH YEAH. When I got off of work tonight, the fleshlight was gone! Dun dun DUNNN! :O Lol, ew.