Someone's doing it, doing it hard.

[evanae]

SO UH. I PARKED OVER A BROKEN DILDO ON THE STREET. AND THERE ALSO IS WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FAKE VAGINA (WHAT'RE THEY CALLED?) ON THE SIDEWALK NEXT TO RIVER'S PASSENGER DOOR.

WHAT THE FUUUCCK? XDD;;;

Oh man. I should go take a pic but I kinda don't want to.

*ETA* The photos.

Doesn't it look like the tip broke off? LOL.


I don't even want to know where it's been. >.>;

OH YEAH. When I got off of work tonight, the fleshlight was gone! Dun dun DUNNN! :O Lol, ew.

Comments

[ziggybecket.livejournal.com]

Go take a pic now! There's still time! :D

[silver-ruby.livejournal.com]

That would be a "Fleshlight".

TAKE A PICTURE!

[evanae.livejournal.com]

That's such an odd term. o.o But then again "dildo"'s kinda funny in its own right.

[melts.livejournal.com]

....xDDDDD What the-- XDD

[fattastik.livejournal.com]

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

[reyrey.livejournal.com]

SO THAT'S WHERE THEY WENT!

[evanae.livejournal.com]

LOL. *can't think of a good comeback...*

[slave-to-anime.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL. Pictures would be appreciated for LULZ.

[nerdcore.livejournal.com]

OH GOD DO WANT TO SEE THIS MADNESS

[evanae.livejournal.com]

And I thought seeing bum poo around the corner of the office was weird and disgusting...

[konishii.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE PEOPLE GROSS AND LITTERING. D: lol I can't believe you took a pic. XDDD And funny...one of my classmates did an art project with 9 dildos (now I'll never forget how they smell...).

[evanae.livejournal.com]

I dunno, maybe one of the bums around found it in the trash? LOL.

(Isn't it just like a really stinky plastic smell...unless your friend used USED ONES OMFG EW DX)

[konishii.livejournal.com]

eww....xDDD

(omg LOL no. They're new...or so he says...if anything, I didn't touch them. xD )

[konishii.livejournal.com]

That looks nasty. X( I need a disgusted icon...

[evanae.livejournal.com]

You need like a whole plethora of icons. XD;

[konishii.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I do. XDDD If only I wasn't so lazy...

[sakurae.livejournal.com]

LMAO Nasty. We found one of those fake vag things in our hotel at AX two years ago too.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

...ew wth? How did the maids miss THAT?

[sakurae.livejournal.com]

XD One of the many people who visited our room LEFT it in there during the con because it was spotless when we checked in!

[evanae.livejournal.com]

How kind of them. D:

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

WOW. EW WHAT. I understand wanting to get rid of a broken dildo but what a waste to throw out the fake vagina. :(

[evanae.livejournal.com]

I know right? If you throw it in the dishwasher, it should come out just like new! Lol, ew. J/k.

[blueyeswhtdragn.livejournal.com]

This here is the entry of the day.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

I almost want to say "Only in LA, man. Only in LA." but I could be wrong, lol.

[awelcom.livejournal.com]

LMAO!hahahaha

[silvernaofficer.livejournal.com]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB.

WTF.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly.