Someone's doing it, doing it hard.

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SO UH. I PARKED OVER A BROKEN DILDO ON THE STREET. AND THERE ALSO IS WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FAKE VAGINA (WHAT'RE THEY CALLED?) ON THE SIDEWALK NEXT TO RIVER'S PASSENGER DOOR.

WHAT THE FUUUCCK? XDD;;;

Oh man. I should go take a pic but I kinda don't want to.

*ETA* The photos.

Doesn't it look like the tip broke off? LOL.


I don't even want to know where it's been. >.>;

OH YEAH. When I got off of work tonight, the fleshlight was gone! Dun dun DUNNN! :O Lol, ew.

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I know right? If you throw it in the dishwasher, it should come out just like new! Lol, ew. J/k.