Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun.

[evanae]

So uhm. I bought a random energy drink at the liquor store on the corner from where I work.

It's called CRUNK!!!

Yes, it has three exclamation marks in the logo.

It has stuff in it like ginseng, guarana, skull cap, white willow, ashwaganda and HORNY GOAT WEED. Oh but that's not all, it also has REAL pomegranate juice. Wooww.

...And I just noticed on the top of the can, it says invigorate, refresh, replenish, stimulate, energize and AROUSE.

Let's hope I don't get any adverse effects drinking this semi-nasty tasting concoction. ^^;

*EDIT* Uhh so horny goat weed is an aphrodisiac...Why would you put that in an energy drink? Oh god, what did I buy?

*ETA CUZ IT'S TOO FUNNY AND WRONG...BUT TRUE*
Ben: Smell my hands. Lan just put a bunch of lotion on me.
Me: *sniffs*
Ben: It doesn't smell that bad...
Me: ...It smells like African-American hair products.

Comments

[lalapin.livejournal.com]

i am going to buy 10

[evanae.livejournal.com]

I know what you're doing tonight~ ;)

[ziggybecket.livejournal.com]

bow chica bow wow

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Brown chicken brown cow.

[tidus-dream.livejournal.com]

MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[evalime.livejournal.com]

All i saw through out the post was
Weed and Arouse lol~

LOLOL CRUNK!!! Plus Vodka

[evanae.livejournal.com]

It's your new Monster! (I actually wanted that but they didn't have it...:\)

[melts.livejournal.com]

.... That sounds like a most special and dangerous drink DDDD8

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Quick, slip it in Muze's cup...Wait actually. Wait until I'm not IN the room.

[unlock.livejournal.com]

DOES IT WORK ON WOMEN?

I may have found my new roofie.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Only on the fugly ones cuz I don't feel a thing yet.

[silver-ruby.livejournal.com]

IT'S ENERGY DRINK FOR HOURS OF NIGHT TIME FUN! 8D

[evanae.livejournal.com]

You and me, baby, let's do it like mammals. ;)

[konishii.livejournal.com]

THE THINGS YOU TRY, CINDY.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Whaaatt. :[ They had no Monster or Red Bull. Though I think I'll never try a random energy drink ever again.

[hybrid-twist.livejournal.com]

Next time you go to a 7-11, look for those Goat Weed packs that offer aphrodisiacs (it's near the register most of the times. xD

[evanae.livejournal.com]

No thanks. :I