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So uhm. I bought a random energy drink at the liquor store on the corner from where I work.

It's called CRUNK!!!

Yes, it has three exclamation marks in the logo.

It has stuff in it like ginseng, guarana, skull cap, white willow, ashwaganda and HORNY GOAT WEED. Oh but that's not all, it also has REAL pomegranate juice. Wooww.

...And I just noticed on the top of the can, it says invigorate, refresh, replenish, stimulate, energize and AROUSE.

Let's hope I don't get any adverse effects drinking this semi-nasty tasting concoction. ^^;

*EDIT* Uhh so horny goat weed is an aphrodisiac...Why would you put that in an energy drink? Oh god, what did I buy?

*ETA CUZ IT'S TOO FUNNY AND WRONG...BUT TRUE*
Ben: Smell my hands. Lan just put a bunch of lotion on me.
Me: *sniffs*
Ben: It doesn't smell that bad...
Me: ...It smells like African-American hair products.

Date: 2009-04-09 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melts.livejournal.com
.... That sounds like a most special and dangerous drink DDDD8

Date: 2009-04-10 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evanae.livejournal.com
Quick, slip it in Muze's cup...Wait actually. Wait until I'm not IN the room.

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