Okaay, whut?

[evanae]

I think there's a new group of people that joined the ranks of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Tupperware ladies in going door to door preaching or selling overpriced useless things. I prolly shouldn't have opened the door though. :| They were unintelligible and down right dirty; I mean they had ragged clothes and a wierd green tint to their skin. Wth? O_o; Needless to say slamming the door on them didn't work. They seriously don't give up! They're still kinda hanging around outside...wait, I think they left...I'm gonna go lock my doors and windows now. >_>;

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[nerdcore.livejournal.com]

WHAT. YOU NEED ANTI-JEHOVAH LANDMINES. YOU CAN ORDER THEM OFF THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK. RIGHT NOW IT'S A SPECIAL SET THAT COMES WITH MARTHA STEWART'S MORMON TASER GUN COLLECTION FOR 6 EASY INSTALLMENTS OF $37.95! DX

[evanae.livejournal.com]

For serious!? They have those now!? Omg, I need to stock up on them cuz now they're invading the PHONE LINES. I keep on getting calls and all I hear is heavy breathing on the other side. D:

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

On the upside, the Long Beach unit seems to have been trained properly in salesman etiquette, because the team down here in San Diego, oh my god, one of the representatives left scratch marks on my fucking door. Just because I wouldn't let him in, he starts raging and moaning and CLAWING, and JESUS, I should have taken down his name and organization. That disgruntled shithead.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

Wow. Maybe cuz SD's closer to the border so you get boatloads of them that just want to get out so they don't take their jobs as seriously? D: I heard they're kind of like those children sold into prostitution, they're like stuck doing the salesman thing...FOREVER.

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

LSDJFLSJFSLJF. PERHAPS. BUT CLEARLY THEY ARE INFESTING THIS LAND WITH DISEASE AND POOR HYGIENE, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I THINK HE LEFT A FEW MAGGOTS EMBEDDED IN THE GRAIN OF MY DOOR AND SDLFJSLDFJ THESE GUYS MUST BE SHIPPED OUT IMMEDIATELY.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

CALL JACK BAUER!

[tinted-glass.livejournal.com]

FOR SERIOUS.

[antieden.livejournal.com]

Oh man D: Keep your doors locked, dude.

[evanae.livejournal.com]

I might need to take that gun I lent u back if things worsen. :x

[antieden.livejournal.com]

Okay D:

[aznbassplayer.livejournal.com]

people who randomly go door to door for basically anything scare me ><;

[evanae.livejournal.com]

They scare me, too. And you never know if they're serious or not, esp what these ppl were wearing, omg. :|