Okaay, whut?

[evanae]

I think there's a new group of people that joined the ranks of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Tupperware ladies in going door to door preaching or selling overpriced useless things. I prolly shouldn't have opened the door though. :| They were unintelligible and down right dirty; I mean they had ragged clothes and a wierd green tint to their skin. Wth? O_o; Needless to say slamming the door on them didn't work. They seriously don't give up! They're still kinda hanging around outside...wait, I think they left...I'm gonna go lock my doors and windows now. >_>;

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[nerdcore.livejournal.com]

WHAT. YOU NEED ANTI-JEHOVAH LANDMINES. YOU CAN ORDER THEM OFF THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK. RIGHT NOW IT'S A SPECIAL SET THAT COMES WITH MARTHA STEWART'S MORMON TASER GUN COLLECTION FOR 6 EASY INSTALLMENTS OF $37.95! DX

[evanae.livejournal.com]

For serious!? They have those now!? Omg, I need to stock up on them cuz now they're invading the PHONE LINES. I keep on getting calls and all I hear is heavy breathing on the other side. D: